Title: Mr. Fancy Pants

Gender: Male

Age: 29

Sun Sign: Aquarius

Chinese Sign: Earth Goat

Location: Blaine, MN

I hate people who describe themselves as “funny.” If someone else wants to describe you as “funny,” great. That means they find you funny, and- as an outside source- they're opinion is valid. Conversely, if you want to describe yourself as “funny” then you are an egotistical bastard, and I want to hit you in the face with a shovel.

Now, with that out of the way, let me tell you about myself. I'm a very funny person. It is my lifelong goal to make this world a fraction better with laughter. If I make even one person laugh on here, I'll consider it a job well done, then go home, and celebrate with a case of Miller Lite.

That's all. If you get bored, check out my website. http://www.damnyoubanana.com The horoscopes are updated every Sunday!!!

Member Since: Wednesday, July 19 2006

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