A new Damn You Banana Cartoon

So check it. Here is the BRAND NEW TO THE WORLD cartoon that will some day soon be adorning the hallowed front page of http://www.damnyoubanana.com For those of you who don't "get it," in an earlier installment Apple walked in on Mrs. Apple and Banana doin' it. This is at their first ultrasound. Do you get it yet?

That is really all I have. A new cartoon. It's hard to color on the computer. It's not like I have a kick butt photo editing software thing like Photoshop or anything. I have a really hard to use Photo Explosion thing. It works great for PHOTOS. For cartoons it is hard, hard work. My wrists hurt a lot. Of course, part of that may be because my wife is 8 months pregnant, so I haven't been getting any sorta "work" in that department in awhile. You dig?

Oh, and I have to pee. But I refuse to go until I come up with something witty to say here. It's kind of a battle of the wits. And the wits are NOT winning. My bladder is. It's not the last time my bladder ever beat me.

Let me set the stage . . . my bladder, after drinking a fifth of Cap'n Jack's Whiskey, called me over. "Hey, stupid," my bladder called me. What do you expect? Wit? It's a bladder. It's full of piss. Back off.

OK, I was going to tell you about my bladder, but you had to go and insult it. Look, my bladder may be a dick to me, but it's still my bladder. It's one thing for me to mock it openly and thouroughly, it's another for you. Think of your own mother. Sure, you probably insult her behind her back, but if I were to do it you'd want to strangle me with my own entrails.

Do you get it?

Good.

Now, speaking of your momma: she's so serene, when she meditates around the house, she meditates around the house.

OK, I don't give a damn if that is witty enough or not. I gotta pee.

Make sure you're checking out www.damnyoubanana.com a lot. If you don't, Donald will hit me.